Are you homeless? Well, he’s a solution to your problem. I am offering a free subdomain hosting which would really satisfy your needs! :)

What you get:

SUBDOMAIN YOU.LALALALOVE.INFO or LALALALOVE.INFO/YOU
Disk Space 50MB Quota
Bandwidth Enough
FTP Yes
Wordpress Yes
Regular Visitor Yes (me)

Terms of Services:

  1. Always check you email.
  2. Tell me if you go on hiatus.
  3. My link should always be seen in your site.
  4. Update at least twice a month.
  5. Put subdomain on the subject field.
  6. Type *^shyyqollsa) on the code field.
  7. Inform me when you don’t like to be hosted anymore.

Click the spoiler please!!!
[spoiler]Things you can’t have:

- Any and all ILLEGAL stuff that infringes property rights such as: illegal scripts, copyrighted media files (audio & video), etc.
- Backup Your Home Computer
- Adult and/or obscene photos
- Hate sites, Racist sites, Anti-God sites
- Pirated software
- Hacking programs or archives
- Warez, Proxy, Image hosting, File hosting Sites
- Mass Email
- Large Download Files / Download Directories
- Large Image Files (no image files greater than 600 x 400 in size)
- MPEG’s and MP3’s (and other media files)
- Streaming Video and Audio (when hosted on other server, it’s fine)
- Spamming Software
- Background-running programs
- IRCs/Bots/Viruses
- Greymatter, Xmb, Ikonboard and Ultimate message boards
- Torrents, Torrentflux, Rapidleech or similar
- Limit download files to 500kb maximum
- No script may use more than 5% of server resources.
- No script that uses a flat-file database (such as but not limited to cutenews, xmb)
- You have to backup your own files and databases. I am not responsible for any file or data loss.

Banned Wordpress Plugins:

- WassUp or any statistics plugin which pings the server every time you or your visitor executes a new click or a visitor comes to the site
- Global Translator
- Lancelhoff wordpress translator
- Backlink
- SpamShiv Spam Protection
- WP Explorer
- do NOT use Wp Cache, Super Cache, or Hyper Cache TOGETHER [/spoiler]

Mmkay, now that you are familiar with the rules. Let’s get started! (;
To apply for free subhosting, contact me and answer the following. (:

NAME:
SUBJECT:
USERNAME of your choice:
PASSWORD of your choice:
PREFERRED SUBDOMAIN NAME: (YOU.LALALALOVE.INFO)
CODE:

*EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FILLED UP, mkay? IF NOT, I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO ACCEPT YOU REQUEST. YOU CAN USE THE CONTACT PAGE TO EMAIL ME.